Cringe-worthy things

  1. This one sunny afternoon found me so broke and so hungry but luckily I met a friend who offered to take me out for lunch, I thought he will let me order some food but he directed the waiter to get me a glass of juice. I was so disappointed that I had to excuse myself to go the washrooms to cry. I saw a $50 bill in the toilet and without hesitation I put my hand in the toilet and I grabbed the bill.
  2. I always thought it was so gross for anybody to hook up with their cousin but I found myself in the same situation. I can’t believe I hooked up with my first cousin.
  3. I ate this nicely roasted gazelle meat for dinner that I can clearly testify was very sweet. The next day I woke up with no stomach upsets but when I boarded the bus my stomach began to misbehave and when I couldn’t hold it anymore I just let it all out on myself luckily I was sited alone.
  4. I went to visit a friend so late in the evening so, I was forced to sleep over at their place. In the middle of the night, I woke up to have a cigarette and I found her step dad taking beer I still can’t believe I joined him and we had sex.
  5. I broke up with my boyfriend and I was so angry that I thought to get back at him was to have sex with his best friend who turned out to have an STD.
  6. I have aborted like more than five times in my life.
  7. I once met this guy, after dating for some time he told me I don’t seem to be sweet in bed and he never talked to me again.
  8. Last year I used up all my savings to buy gifts for myself so that my friends would know I was not single on valentines.
  9. At the age of 26 years old, I have urinated on my bed twice.
  10. I had this weird crush on my step dad and I was stupid enough to tell him and he went ahead and told my mum. I was so embarrassed.


Choice number 2

Before I had sex with my cousin, I honestly wanted him for myself. However, not since we were kids, only in the past few months. We have not really grown up together with my cousin though I used to see him on most weekends when I was still a kid between the ages of 4 years old and 10 years old. I and my cousin were not the best friends or anything. I was a little-spoiled brat and he is actually 5 years older than me, thus, we didn’t actually get along very well. Very many years have passed without seeing him. A few months back I saw him at a party hosted at my uncle’s place with the rest of my household. I didn’t think anything of it since I had a boyfriend at the time. Our family members are big time drinkers, so needless to say, everybody was pretty drunk by the end of the night. I was sited at a corner chair and my cousin was just sited next to me rumbling some words that I couldn’t understand since we were toasted at the time and he put his arms around me. I didn’t put much thought into it I just assumed we were all drunk after all we hadn’t seen each other in a very long time I assumed he was just being sweet. Actually, he was. However, my boyfriend found it hard to believe that. He exploded with words and accused my cousin of wanting to have sex with me. I lost my patience and got so angry and I told him that I am not a spoiled brat like him and there is no chance in hell my cousin would ever think of having sex with me. I asked my boyfriend out of the party though nothing happened, I was shocked, disgusted and embarrassed about my boyfriend even thinking of something like that.

That night I had some car troubles and since my cousin is a mechanic, he helped me fix it up. After fixing my car, which I am to date so thankful for, we sat on this old porch that was in my uncle’s garage and we started to drink beer. I mentioned about my boyfriend’s behavior that night and we both shook our heads and laughed so loud and agreed how weird and crazy it was. But in that moment, there was this very strong pull that we couldn’t resist. It was evident we both knew it but we wouldn’t admit it. It was crazy. Really crazy. In a way, that moment kind of shocked me. Yes, we were so drunk but it still shocked me and in that moment he said, “I love you.” I didn’t know what to say I completely lacked any word so I just said “I love you too cousin”. So, he came close to me and he kissed me on the lips. Everything was so heated up and we ended up kissing and the next thing I knew we were both naked and having sex on that porch. I just didn’t know what to think. I felt good but my stomach kept dropping like imminent doom but on the other hand, I also felt excited butterflies. It’s been a long time since I felt anything like that but it can’t happen again. Our family can practically disown us.